Jake, 34 I saw him once, he had the appearance of one of those bad dudes from the old vaudeville films; sneaking around on his tiptoes, stroking his curly mustache, and smiling devilishly. They called him the Piss Bandit. Though bandit seemed more of a misnomer as he wasn’t really breaking the law besides a […]

Particularly smoldering in a vat of auspiciousness we came across the forbidden sanctity that once housed a forgotten tundra. Exacerbating his fortitude in a way unapproachable the man who constructed this consortium of players looks astoundingly at the blankness of what his forbearers rought for. A passage of wills to bring about a conspiratorial exodus […]

The music was alright. The idea of being into musicians doesn’t equal being into the music that they make. But he looked good while doing it. There were only like ten people in the audience and they were all people I recognized from school but never spoke to. There were a couple of older people […]

You are going to judge me… …I mean, I really could care less. He sits there looking at me, already judging me and I haven’t even told him. I start to get squirmy in my barely padded chair. Constantly crossing and uncrossing my legs. Really not wanting to be here. Not wanting this guy looking […]

Sure, yeah, could be there, could be anywhere. I’m not a geographical expert. Just looks like woods. Fucking woods man. He never mentioned this place? No recollection? No mentioning in passing? Look man, it’s a black and white photo of bushes and trees and shit. That could be anywhere but here. He never spoke to […]

…like cigarettes? Exactly cigarettes. That’s baby sauce. Easy like Sunday morning, no? Right as rain. Too bad you know fuck all. I quit when I was like fifteen. Easiest thing I’ve ever done. That was the same time you discovered masturbation. You take the good, you take the bad. Facts of life. They make a […]

He had been following me all night. With his wispy hair, handlebar moustache and one arm. I couldn’t really understand what he wanted from me, me being a modern chick and him looking like the bad guy from Dudley Do-Right (you know, the crazy guy that’s always tying helpless maidens to train tracks, maybe that […]

What if I told you there is an afterlife and I have been there going on five years and it is not what you think but a glorious version of the world we left and that the only downfall is finding those that you love without the knowledge of where they are or if they […]

My name is Rabbit. I don’t remember my birth name. Rabbit is what they call me. I lost my one love two years ago. We were not good people. We stole, we killed. It’s just the way of the world. After the oil riots what was there left to do? The world became a savage […]

You can hear them some nights, hell most nights. Out there doing whatever it is they do. Making all sorts of ruckus. Toiling and boiling. Brewing and stewing. Using the eye of the newt and rosewater. Turning your loved one into a goat and the like. It’s all conjecture because I don’t travel further than […]