A: Productivity was ceased for the day.
B: Copious amounts of electricity were administered to the corpse.
A: There seemed to be a resurrection of life. It was a misconstrued perception.
B: Two of the men were put at ease once the removal process had sally forthed.
A: I assume that the man’s children will miss him come Christmas time.
B: No presents under the tree this year.
A: An irregularity for such a wanton family.
B: His wife being a harlot.
A: Loose lips…
B: Raised many a sailors eyebrow.
A: When she passes her genitalia will receive a twenty one gun salute.
B: Boosted the boys spirits. Participated in winning a war or two.
A: I’ll be working for the ghost until I’m dead.
B: It’s a statistical fact that brotherhood only amounts to five percent of male on male friendships.
A: I don’t see myself acquiring the happiness that we are promised through the glorification of outright blasphametic portrayals of men and women that smile too much.
B: I’ve seen too many cavities to fully respect sugar.
A: You never fully love a mythical creature until it becomes a foreshadowing of unbeknownst promiscuity.
B: How many times have I looked at photographs of blades of grass?
A: I once rode an effeminate donkey towards the beginning of its life.
B: I never portrayed myself as one who accepted the carnal notion of a man’s comb.
A: It appears as though lunch time has ceased.
B: Until tomorrow.