Diabolical Scheming of Penile Dislocation

-There’s not an intellectual bone in my body. That’s what he told me. The son of a bitch.

-You could just smite him. (Pause) In the penis.

-You’ve got problems.

-No, I just don’t take shit from insecure men.

-Oh, no, you cause mayhem upon their genitalia.

-Can’t reason with them, dislocate a testicle.

-Yeah, because that solves everything.

-Who is talking about solving anything? Kick him in the balls. Feel better. You don’t. You go home crying about blah blah blah he don’t like me and shit. Think about you. Get some joy out of life.

-Wow, that is horrible advice.

-To each their own…I guess.

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